Homer Jay Simpson... a fat guy who drinks beer and eats junk

                     food all the time (What a great life!!!). But Homer is not who you

                     think he is - when he was born with not blood, but tomato ketchup

                     all over his body. The next day, Homer was found in his

                     incubator, not just with his first teddy, with a whole piece of a 

                     pizza slice. He has almost been killed seven times, and shot once.